annanymousss:

My family runs a dachshund rescue and, well……..this is usually what it looks like


k009:

Akaashi and Bokuto are Bert and Ernie.

k009:

Akaashi and Bokuto are Bert and Ernie.


I already wiped the floor with you! The only opponent left is Ushijima!!
So BEHAVE yourself this time Tobio-chan!! -

(Source: taitetsu)



(Source: thejory)


awwww-cute:

This is the second time he’s jumped onto the counter, unable to get down

awwww-cute:

This is the second time he’s jumped onto the counter, unable to get down


Fanon Damara: ME SO HORNY!!!!!
Canon Damara: YOU MAD BRO?
Fanon Rufioh: Haha....yeah doll.....1 w1sh 1 was normal sometimes.....
Canon Rufioh: Haha....yeah doll....1 w1sh 1 had more self confidence.....1'm not nearly as amaz1ng as everyone th1nks.... what do you mean "What do you mean everyone?"?
Fanon Mituna: TUL4 TUL4 TUL444 1M FELL DOWN!!!??!!111 K155 MY BOOBOO
Canon Mituna: 7 VAGANIA5. M4BY3 MOR3. IMANGINE... OW FUCK 1 5WE4R TO G0GDGDGD FL00R 1F YOU DON'T C3LM ETH FUCK DOWN 1 W1LL 2I48YT8QM4830JQF NVQHIOQJFQ22408 .... H3Y L4TUL4 1 G0T 4 800800 0N MY 8ULG3 3H3H3H3H3H3H3
Fanon Kankri: 6lah 6lah 6lah 6lah 6lah TW TW TW (# OH GOD I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE ME.)
Canon Kankri: Furtherm9re, I think I speak f9r all 9f us *right s9rt* 9f pe9ple that acting in such a pr96lematic manner (# not to mention disagreeing with because WTF that practically means y9u disagree with s9cial pr9gress as a c9ncept) means y9u have internalized a6liesm, casteism, speciesism, and yes, even the very min9r prejudice of sexism, meaning even th9ugh you are (allegedly) warm6looded, disa6led, m*tant, and female, y9u are, perhaps, w9rse than regular privileged individuals, which I must say is n9t a very flattering way of 6eing. It w9uld 6e m9re c9nducive t9 a safe space if you were t9, y9u kn9w, st9p existing, 6ut such is the way 9f the w9rld, isn't it? (#H9nestly we pretty much want y9u t9 kill y9urself #6ut I can't say THAT al9ud, can I?)
Fanon Meulin: SQUEEEEEEEE!!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!
Canon Meulin: ....SQUEEEEEEE!!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!
Fanon Porrim: *Flirts with everyone, poses sexily yet classily*
Canon Porrim: Well, there's a lo+t o+f co+ntinuity between befo+ran and earth concepts of gender hierarchy, mo+re than yo+u may think. It's really a fascinating to+pic, if yo+u aren't to+o+ bo+thered by it. Listen, I so+metimes think I give Kanny a little bit to+o+ much freedo+m... do+n't let his to+xic ideas abo+ut gender get to yo+u. Remember to+ keep expo+ring yo+urself in a way that's co+mfo+rtable in yo+ur o+wn skin, and kno+w yo+u can talk to+ me. :)
Fanon Latula: y34h, l3tz g3t d4ng3rous!!!! (#Internally moons about teen love triangle drama)
Canon Latula: y34h, l3tz g3t d4ng3rous!!!! (#Internally suppresses a panic attack possibly related to a legitimate anxiety disorder)
Fanon Aranea: I was never a8le to help myself...To many people knew I was worthless.... 8ut that doesn't mean I can't help you :::::).
Canon Aranea: I was never a8le to help myself... too many people thought I was worthless, probably secretly jealous of my superior a8liities, kindness, and intellect.... 8ut that doesn't mean I can't help you ::::).
Fanon Horuss: 8=D < Uguu desu ne~~~
Canon Horuss: 8=D < It behooves me to act hapfilly all the time! *SCREAMING AND SOBBING INTERNALLY*
Fanon Kurloz: :o)
Canon Kurloz: :o) (# ALL WILL BOW BEFORE THE WICKED-ASS AGE OF BLOOD. INFIDEL PUPPETS, TAKE YOUR PLACE AT MY HAND. I AM BUT THE HUMBLE SERVANT OF THE GREAT ONE. YOUR SOULS WILL KNOW THE FAYGO-SWEET KISS OF TOTAL ANNIHILATION SOON ENOUGH, AND YOUR PAIN WILL BE SMOTHERED BY THE COLD GREASEPAINT OF NOTHINGNESS.)
Fanon Cronus: Another rejection... sigh... guess I'm just as wvorthless as evweryone says.
Canon Cronus: Another rejection. Another ungrateful shitlord. Do they knowv wvhat an HONOR it wvould be? If I felt like it, and they're lucky I don't because they're not wvorth the effort, I could maybe let them knowv wvhat it means to offend royalty... Oh wvait, someone's coming... *SOB* OOOH GUESS I'M JUST AS WVORTHLESS AS EVWERYONE SAYS *HEAVE*.
Fanon Meenah: *Is Nicki Minaj*
Canon Meenah: yeah I killed and attempted to kill several people who probs didnt deserve it but whatevs

egoist-24:

Caliborn, here YOU are ….


squiddlebutt:

instead of working on my project in art class today i drew birds have a pear-akeet

squiddlebutt:

instead of working on my project in art class today i drew birds have a pear-akeet


reallyreallyreallytrying:

me: what a lovely day! even the flowers are singing!

flowers (singing): the sins of our forefathers bind us to the dirt


owldude:

*sees moon*
*remembers outer space*
nice


my-jurisdiction:

WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING


blackwitchcirca1993:

theterriblechild:

GOD

this is the momest thing..


cyberslap:

x

mabeltree:

"Guy who feeds the mob boss, & has bad timing, but his bomb ass cooking skills makes up for it.”

(Source: vine.co)